The day that Bush was shot in the head
people across the country said
how could it be done?
I wish I was the one
why couldn't the gun
have hit me instead?

The people gathered all around
there could be heard a mournful sound
the pipes were played
and prayers were prayed
as Bush was laid
into the ground

Condolences worldwide were sent
to grieve the life so cruelly spent
for who could seek
a fate so bleak
for America's weak-
ling president?